maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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