talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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