is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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