You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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