hotel room ftw
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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