He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
