belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
there is puke in my bra ... again
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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