Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
how drunk are you?
Several
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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