In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Come share oat with me in your robe
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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