if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
you never un-have a 4some
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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