so that wasnt chicken after all
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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