i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
