Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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