Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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