I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Quick, to the slutcave!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Randomize