how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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