Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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