Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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