You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Little spoons don't ask big questions
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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