If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
