I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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