Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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