walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The power of my boobs compel you
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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