I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Please don't give away my fajitas
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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