We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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