Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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