Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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