i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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