Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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