Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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