Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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