I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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