U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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