Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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