she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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