thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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