Whod you bang
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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