Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
