Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
it's like heaven, but drunker
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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