I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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