That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
