There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
soo... how was my night?
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