i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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