I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
