i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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