: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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