Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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