You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
