i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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