ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
