What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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