Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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