Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
