hell yes lets make some ravioli
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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