I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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