The maid of honor just puked.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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