Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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