we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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