Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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